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>>24629438

>>23878414
>tfw I will have 500 million dollars thanks to digital oil

>>23636188
I'll only take 11k a barrel Jeff

>>23253611
Pump it

>>22048305
So youre going to rule out Google making an even bigger shoutout to IEXEC very soon? Maybe thats why September is the second half of V5, because Google wants go to public with it then.
"Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I'll have Matt esign it send it over. Good on this side. Go ahead and post it"

If you were iExec and a huge announcement to make, why wouldn't you do it at the 2020 Enterprise Ethereum Alliance?

Yes frog?

>"What's that, Musk?"
>"You're looking for increased data protection and privacy? For the massive amounts of data that your each Tesla collects?
Oh, makes sense! Oh what's that? You'd like a way for that data to not only be secure, but able to be shared with the driver, insurance companies, other devices, etc?"
>"Well Elon, we have the best encrypted storage options on the blockchain, and the decentralized manner of our cloud means information and data can easily be shared with anyone."
>"Oh the computing resources needed tor continued development in AI require a new infrastructure of cloud computing technology? I agree Elon."
>"Right, right. Oh you're gonna start tweeting about Dogecoin? Hahaha, I like that! You cheeky bastard. Hell, maybe the Tesla can be used as a worker!"
>"I know right? All right, my team will get in touch.
Oh 4chan is already talking about us? That's fine, that's fine. We can keep the price suppressed.
Ok now. Ok now. Alright Elon. Talk to you later, great doing business with you."

I'm making the call.
Reddit.. r/cryptocurrency.
It's getting raided.
Fucking destroy them with RLC redpills, memes, and posts.
They will know our fucking name.

>Yeah, hey Alex?
>...
>You saw the posts?
>..
>Yeah we need at least 1 million barrels
>I SAID WE NEED AT LEAST 1 MILLION BARRELS
>Huh?
>Yeah I raped her who cAAAAAAARES
>I'll just stream on Youtube, no big deal.
>Just BUY THE FUCKING DIGITAL OIL ALEX.
*clap*

>>20501938
YEAH THIS SONG RELATES TO IEXEC
IT IS BASED.

THIS SONG IS OUR ANTHEM.
UNLESS ANY EXECUTIONERS HAVE BETTER SONGS, POST THEM.

>Yeah, hey Alex?
>...
>You saw the posts?
>..
>Yeah we need at least 1 million barrels
>I SAID WE NEED AT LEAST 1 MILLION BARRELS
>Huh?
>Yeah I raped her who cAAAAAAARES
>I'll just stream on Youtube, no big deal.
>Just buy the digital oil Alex.
*clap*

>"2, Jeff! 2!!!"