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>>28848752
>tfw didnt cash out my SCAT

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results today. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is GME falling? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want the squeeze to be squoze and beat the hedge funds. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought short interest was over 100%???? This is so fucked

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WE BOUGHT FUCKING TULIPS

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yes
roast me bogs

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>>15800144
WHY IS IT BROKENNNNN

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>>14966900
>he hodls BTC

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WHY WON'T IT FUCKING GO DOWN

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>>14148176
No, you. If we bizreals don't let Reddit buy LINK then we'll legitimately never make it. It's impossible for LINK to moon without Reddit users. I only gained 8x my initial so far THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

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>>14092602
PLEASE GOD SOON, MY HOUSE IS FALLING APART, I BARELY HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR, IVE BEEN WEARING THE SAME SLIDES FOR OVER 6 MONTHS, THEY BOTH HAVE HOLES BIGGER THAN A HALF DOLLAR COIN IN THEM, PLEASE LET IT PUMPPPPPPPP

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FUCK BTC

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>>13995091
fundus are safo

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I JUST BOUGHT ONE WHOLE BITCON AT 8600

SON OF A BITCH

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STOP

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Bitcoin ban? Wtf is this shitty rumor

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>>13789524
>You will end up staring at a wall thinking about all the possibilities but not acting on them. Use this time to increase self control, focus and ensuring that you are able to be yourself in the face of any obstacle/freedom
There's no fucking hope man. I'm just gonna listen to the bears and end it. I should've just listened to those stupid fucking Bobos. If I chicken out I'll probably just join the army or some traveling charity or missionary group.

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>>13680474
WTF MY LINKS NOOOOO

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>>13529043
Nothing probably.

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>2040
>browsing /biz/ from the Boreal Forest, the last remaining white reservation on earth using my state-mandated brain analyzer helmet that translates my neural activity to internet use
>my pre-birth Amazon Lifetime Happiness Contract dictates that I never view, read or think about anything that could pose a risk to any minority or beingperson on the quasi-rube tripleplex spectrum of gender that occupies 45% of my leased memory that I struggle to pay for because of reparations garnishment from my welfare; I am not allowed to work due to the dangers I pose to muslims because I am a Caucasian.
>an unchipped aussie shitposter in a desert somewhere who has bypassed the unchipped internet ban using a coathanger and a didgeridoo posts a picture with a caption that reads "god damn I love being white", an illegal image that warrants a 45-year minimum sentence to hard labor in an Amazon Fulfillment Wagie Cagie for breach of the Minority Protection Act
>it crosses my subconscious before I even notice it, I panic and cannot leave my chair because I have not spoken the Equality Pledge 5 times, thus my restraints remain
>within 30 seconds Safe-t Thought Patrol drones are sawing through my ceiling and extract me and my chair via giant claw
>my sentencing and trial is carried out mid-flight via a telepathic link to a thought-judge in Berkly California who reviews the last 90 days of my neural activity for other mind-crimes
>I am deposited into a hyper-max Safty Wagie Cagie inside the North American Amazon Fufillment Center Megaplex
>I die of old age having worked for 130 years, my life extended via Amazon Employee Health And Wellness Enhancement, my body rots in the chair unnoticed as I rack inactivity fines for failing to move the ordered pallets of double dildos
>My consciousness remains the entire time, kept alive through my neural helmet for another 50 years until the battery finally dies and I am transferred into the next passing drone forklift

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>>13474402
OH FUCK IT'S REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHOPPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>13169410
I'M FUCKING RUINED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING IMP GAAAAAAH

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