/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57304818
>>57305487
>win a trading contest and win 100k DAI
>pay like 25% to the IRS
>split the rest between anchor, another 10k in some LUNA ecosystem app, and covered short yield farming on mirror
>ie my entire net worth is in the LUNA ecosystem
>expected LUNA to implode at some point but do it anyway
>set alerts for when UST inevitably depegged
>at some family function, depeg happens
>alerts dont go off
>get home, see UST is at 70 cents
>immediately market sell everything
>lose 40% of my portfolio
>with taxes + the loss Im left with like 40k
>fuck this, move everything to fiat 9000$ at a time to avoid notifying IRS
>one of my 9k never arrives
>call bank
>"we dont see anything"
>call coinbase sirs
>sir your withdrawal was successful
>call like 4 more times, the 80iq jeets literally dont know a lick of english and cant help me
>at one point asked for an ATH callback number at the advice of my bank and the jeet gives me some random bullshit string of numbers
>(only found out was bullshit when the bank customer service said "sir, this number is 5 digits short")

>left with like 30k
>fuck it, spend 2 months in Japan
>down to 20k and thats slowly bleeding

>>57233333
fucken checked and lol'd

>european wallmart
You need to understand that Europe is unique countries and even neighbour countries might not have same markets.

>>57175309
icp even

>>57134737
as we have seen on the internet but not on cryptos

what happened?

>>56930687
>>56930721
no