/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqba0IUdiBk

OH HOW DO YOU DO, YOUNG MUMU WHO DIED?
DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE DOWN BY YOUR GRAVESIDE?
AND REST FOR A WHILE IN THE WARMING SPRING SUN
IVE BEEN SCREAMING ALL DAY AND IM NEARLY DONE
AND I SEE BY YOUR GRAVESTONE YOU WERE ONLY NINETEEN
WHEN YOU TRUTED OL' JOE AND TRIED TO BUY IN

WELL I HOPE YOU LOST QUICK, AND I HOPE YOU LOST CLEAN
OR MUMU, THE BULL, WAS IS SLOW AND OBSCENE?

DID THEY DROP THE STOCKS LOWLY?
DID THEY CRAB THE SHARES SLOWLY?
DID YOU TRY TO SELL AS THE MARKETS CRASHED DOWN?
DID /BIZ/ POST THE LAST POST AND CHORUS?
DID THE BOBOS PROFIT FROM YOUR LOSSES?

THE SUN SHINING DOWN ON THESE PINK FIELDS OF /BIZ/
THE WARM WIND BLOWS GENTLY AND THE RED CANDLES DANCE
THE PROFITS HAVE VANISHED LONG UNDER THE POW
NO SPY, NO AAPL, NO SHARES RISING NOW
BUT HERE IN THIS BOARD THATS STILL NO MANS LAND
THE COUNTLESS PINK WOJAKS IN MUTE WHITNESS STAND
TO MANS BLIND INDIFFERENCE TO HIS FELLOW MAN
AND A WHOLE GENERATION WERE BUTCHERED AND DAMNED

DID THEY DROP THE STOCKS LOWLY?
DID THEY CRAB THE SHARES SLOWLY?
DID YOU TRY TO SELL AS THE MARKETS CRASHED DOWN?
DID /BIZ/ POST THE LAST POST AND CHORUS?
DID THE BOBOS PROFIT FROM YOUR LOSSES?

AND I CANT HELP BUT WONDER, OH MUMU WHO DIED
DO ALL THOSE WHO LIE HERE KNOW WHY THEIR ACCOUNTS DIED?
DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE WHEN YOU LOOKED AT THE SCREEN?
DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOUR CALLS WOULD BE GREEN?
WELL, THE SUFFERING, THE SORROW, THE PROFITS, THE SHAME
THE CALLS OF THESE MARGINS WAS ALL DONE IN VAIN
OH MUMU THE BULL IT ALL HAPPENED AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

DID THEY DROP THE STOCKS LOWLY?
DID THEY CRAB THE SHARES SLOWLY?
DID YOU TRY TO SELL AS THE MARKETS CRASHED DOWN?
DID /BIZ/ POST THE LAST POST AND CHORUS?
DID THE BOBOS PROFIT FROM YOUR LOSSES?