/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why can't I trade stocks at midnight? Is it the Jews?

>>25098230
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Anybody here /flipper/?
Might start flipping PCs and vintage parts
Biggest problem is the cost of shipping here in Canada

ITT we discuss how to save every penny possible in our lives. I'll start:
>who needs a car? use public transit and your feet instead
>eat oatmeal for breakfast for financial and physical gains
>mine crypto on library computers
>live in the cheapest place that puts a roof over your head
>don't be fat

>Be year 2018
>looking back at the coin bubble
>Laughed when all the asians stole every ones money thru legal pump and dumps in coins evading all securities exchanges
>They took all the money and put it into gold and silver for the fiat collapse.

>>1675928
>She asked me to check all the serial numbers match up with the correct boxes. Not something I normally do so I told her fuck off.
yeah u fucked up m8.

>I earn 8$ per hour btw.
pic related

>>1627550
Mfw I get rich from selling Billy Beer to gullible Chinese.

>>1620189
>jew security tax
>medijewcare tax
yesssss good goyim, it's the fed and state that are the problem!

>>1611619
>Republicans are in buy mode.
>yesss goy, buy it all hehe
>encourage your goyim friends to buy as well.

>>1514294

Either way with interest rates remaining low, its time to jump on the Gold wagon. NUGT up 21% today and GDX up 7%. Ez returns and they will keep a constant up for the next week or two.

>>1471888
>Saving is a meme
yes good goyim, spend spend SPEND.

>>1451700
>One, Take the loans idiot.
fuck no do NOT do this unless you have a 4.0 gpa.

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>>970456

How do you calculate inflation into something like a car loan?

Say I want to take a $20,000 loan at 2.49 for 60 months.

And assume a historical average inflation rate of 3%.

Would you just multiply the difference of the loan and the inflation rate, i.e. you end up paying $19,883.06, or am I oversimplifying it, because I think I am.

>My BA in sociology demonstrates my critical thinking skills

>>874970
Is your boss pic related?

>>864571
>Apple does really well and will continue to do well

I just got my deposit from a new tenant. Last night I got an email from someone who wanted to rent this particular space, a quick Google/Facebook search revealed that this person was a transgendered SJW activist. I trashed the email without responding. Then this morning I was contacted by an engineering student who was interested in the same spot. By the end of the day he had dropped by for a viewing, decided that he wanted to rent it, and then his mother(!) transferred a deposit which is now in my bank account.

The point of this:

1) Never rent to an SJW, don't even respond to them, any minor issue with them will soon escalate into a discrimination complaint and it is just not worth the risk. Personally I don't care if they identify as a man, woman, it, or a fucking cat, I just know what kind of bullshit a radical SJW activist can cause and I don't want to be dragged into it.

2) The internet is a very useful tool. A prospective tenant's Google footprint will tell you more about them than any bullshit reference.

3) Always rent to a student if you know that mommy and daddy are paying the bills, especially if you can get them to co-sign a lease.

That's right goy, don't own anything. Let the big corporations handle things like ownership while they let you use their stuff for a fee. Just be sure to never lose your wageslave status or else you might be cut off from these essential resources you are renting.

>>790591
would you like a loan goy?

>>687893
yes definitely
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