/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19258808
Id say... maybe I’m missing out on this onahole thing? Not like id risk dating right now.

>>18997082
>a company’s share price is its valuation
Please, if you’re going to say such retarded things either: read a book, kill yourself, or do some critical thinking.

If the company did a 10 to 1 reverse stock split, everyone who owned 10 shares of zoom would suddenly own 1 share worth 10 times as much. Do you think that would mean the company is suddenly valued 10 times as high?

>>18999276
>when the ballistics gel brappps out the entry wound

>>18963521
Good points but this cycle was notable in that consumer debt wasn’t really overextended, credited to the after effects of 2008.

>>18963333
NEVER GIVE UPPU!

We need to parlay this pivotal moment into better lives. Hopefully many women are reconsidering their prior goals of riding the carousel and waitressing and trying for the 10/10 Chad until settling for beta bucks to raise his kids and shit.

We are at a pivotal moment. This is a fucking Seldon crisis. All the action is about to happen between chapters. I need to reread the Foundation series.