/biz/ - Business & Finance

He doesn't know
>Iykyk

>>21303746
I'm listening good man

Sergey looks sharp as nails, he's like. "Guys guys, line just go up. I need a big mac"

I don't know who this Jason Parser is but he's very sexy and pumped and dumped me... now I'm sad

>>21199021
I don't know who this Jason Parser is but he's very sexy and makes me a lot of money

Is link being manipulated, so that it doesn't appear that it's manipulated, to go along with the rest of the market?

Broke boi
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Broke boi

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

Found it. Thanks for all your help ya boners.

>>15999999
>>16004722
Based

>>15931767
Fucking based , it is straight to 1000 dollars from here

>>15923044
Checked , but you will never make it.
Faggots like you hodl for years and sell a 50% pump.
There will be no room for you at the yacht party as poor people will not be allowed on board.

Unironically Chainlink. The only reason it is not 100 dollars right now is because of our autism.
Same shit happened with ETH.

Gentleman what is happening to my Link portfolio ?

>>15657084
They did initially faggot that is the whole fucking point. They bread into an unsustainable social oraganism just like all life does.
You people are so fucking stupid.

Close your 3x shorts
Only warning

>>15546748
You are a madman!!!!!

>>15512697
Where can I buy this shitcoin?

>>15234595
Is this what it is like to have chainlink ?

Would you prefer it if Sergey entered your anus or if you entered his?
Bareback or wrapped?
Would you want the cum to be internal (mouth or anus) or do you want to spray cum on each other ?
How bad on a scale of yes please to dying for it do you want to lick Sergey's whole sweaty body after a long grueling Big Mac session?

Please make your responses as detailed and explicit as possible.

>>15197903
You don't need to kyc for this shit .
If you cannot figure out how to skirt kyc when the exchanges are literally giving you a free pass on anything under 2 BTC you do not belong in this market.

Stop being so fucking stupid and concentrate on winning for once in your life.

Based it is real this time

>>15099597
Fucking based thanks op you are a legend

>>15058446
You told him to build a smart contract, he uses a hello world to call you a faggot and somehow he is the retard.
Sounds like some severe faggotry to me Anon, you owe him an apology.