/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's been almost a year since the so called triple halvening of Ethereum. So where's the pump? Shouldn't we be at $4,000 right now?

MY NORMIE COWORKERS/FAMILY/FRIENDS WONT SHUT UP ABOUT HOW CLEVER THEY ARE BECAUSE THEY SAW REDDIT OR TIKTOK EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT A SHORT SQUEEZE IS AND THEYRE SO WOKE NOW AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH I WANT TO STICK A KNIFE INTO BOTH MY EARS I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>170 million mcap for a fucking JASON PARSER
lmao
we're a long way from the bottom, a LONG fucking way

The Indian intern at work did a big poo in loo in office toilet (only toilet) and didn’t flush it down, it’s so nasty the water around it is brown. So I go to flush it and it doesn’t go down, everyone can hear me flushing multiple times. Don’t want everyone to think it’s me who did big loo poo with no flush so I stick my hand in and break it up into pieces so that it flushes.

How do I get the little fucker back, my fingers fucking stink but atleast I’m not a no flusher. Ps. True story

>brand consulting
wtf does that even mean
who the fuck pays for that shit, especially from a dumb young white with no life experience
it sounds like she's a stealth prostitute

>>11774864
But I suppose it hardens my resolve, to make something better out of this terrible hand, to constantly look for new opportunities and strive upward

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, PEOPLE NEED TO BUY IN ORDER FOR ME TO SELL??? HOW AM I GOING TO GET RID OF MY SHITCOINS AHHHHHH NO ONES EVER GOING TO BUY THIS CRAP BIZ AHHHH

Hi /biz\ how FUCKED are you for the next great financial crisis? I feel I need a good 2 years to prepare (19 yo) uni student but have a good jumpstart on my marketing career.
My plan is to live as frugal as possible and save up as much as possible jumping for the biggest salaries I can weasel my way into (short term strat) then shorting weak tech stocks all the way down. Then hopefully, in theory using my developed wealth to buy back into the market using a fundamental investment strategies. Is the brainlet tier please I need some help.

Buy a self warming realistic feeling dildo strapon and fuck her with that. Takes two to fake it.

Also lol at roastie tightening cream. Hahahahah. The absolute state of hypergamy.