/biz/ - Business & Finance

Where can I buy a mechanical bull? I want to ride one while I fuck a hooker raw. Prefferably one that has room or a hole in the saddle to let your nuts hang, btw. Would also want to invest for mass production if possible.

lost 45k over AMC. made 5k within past month though so down 40k.

I was about to sell and jews banned buying before trading opened which causes crash


how do i stop being a retard though.

>post yfw it gets to 1k

>>20043588
>I LOVE CUNNY because it makes reddit mad.
Absolutely. Fucking. Based.

>>19837149
Only as retarded as Akko.

Guys I'm bored, so I'm going to jack off to loli porn. I suggest you do the same.

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I was autistic and bought TVIX on Thursday

What are the chances that the stock market will go down on monday. I'm retarded btw

>>6252467
We are not worthy.

>>3879766
Ever notice how this guy ALWAYS has a green ID?
Makes you wonder.....

>>3878061
They either don't give a flying fuck about us, OR they are going to drop some serious shit that will make this go 1000000000000000000000000000 mph vertical

wew doggies lookit go

>tfw major is finance
>tfw I have no idea what the hell is going on
Am I fucked? Graduate next year

Where do I find wife material?

I want to settle down and start a family buy problem is finding a girl who actually has a career of her own. Problem is I have extremely high standards in women in terms of appearance.

Why do women have such a lack of motivation to get good paying jobs to begin with?

Okay I jumped ahead a little (to year 5) to show you how a good investor would deal with an early roof repair. A property that needs lots of repairs prior to any tenants moving in is probably something you don't want to deal with for a first property, but if you do, then expect to need more money down and to roll as much of those repairs into the mortgage as possible.

Let us go back to the 2yr mark. We have a good maintenance fund. We haven't taken any money out of the property and any positive cash flow improved the property or boosted the maintenance fund. We now have a steady track record on what to expect from our investment. I didn't mention it but I have to assume that most people will go residential and not commercial for their first property. When I say commercial I mean like strip mall or office, though the gov often says anything 4 units+ is considered commercial. In this case it doesn't really matter. Ultimately after two year of residential real estate you can decide if you want to move into commercial or stick with what you are doing with more units.

At this point you are going to like the property you bought. You may even love it. No! We do not love property, we love money! At the two year mark you likely do not have enough equity to sell the property and roll it (tax free) into a bigger investment. One thing you do have is collateral and a good payment history, with outstanding credit. Right anon-chan?

>My face when I get my exxon dividend.

Faggotry!

>>24282