/biz/ - Business & Finance

>muh weekend announcement

>>58496588
>he's so confident in this being true that he only put $30 into it

why doesn't deep fucking faggot just say what the fuck he sees with gme
he made literal 5-hour long videos about how heckin bullish he was before the squeeze
and before you go:
>NUH UHHHH HE'S UNDER MUH NDA GAG ORDER
he's literally tweeting faggoty shit ABOUT gamestop right fucking now

why is everyone invested in this stock a faggot? can somebody explain

>58459434
>ser i'm not brown
>no i won't ever post my hand, it is you that are brown because of the pixels

>>58447852
>bro you're going to get BTFO if you sell covered calls you're hecking scared!!!

>>58423487
>twos
wow

>>58401988
>recalled

>>58401788
>gets laughed at on biz for being a massive redditor faggot
>doubles down

>>58352531
>just become a disgusting porn addicted gamer like the rest of us itt bro

Wow this influx of baggot posting is totally organic guys, I too have a story. I didn't lose all my money to a balding manlet jew because I'm not a disgusting redditor and I don't go and shit up other people's boards where I will never fit in. Please understand

>>58269745
remember when the GMEddniggers told you all that the stock would trade at nearly 100$ post-split by now in the BEAR CASE
bull case is over 800 dollars per share post-split and next year we'll be trading at over 3 thousand dollars per share post-split if all goes according to plan

>>58231219
>sneething seethoid baggot immediately jumps in for my entertainment
>on a holiday
feels good to be back boys

reposting for a new round of sneething weekend seethoids

>RC wants to screw over shareholders... because
because he failed brutally with his turnaround and is desperately trying to keep his piggy-bank inflated for the time being since he knows he can't just sell and bail à la BBBY
hence the literal 3 years of twitter faggotry that has never once come to fruition
cohen isn't trying to screw over shareholders by destroying gamestop, he's trying to screw over shareholders by being extremely jewish about obscuring the fact that he can't actually turn around the company
let alone turn it around to the extent that baggots expect
let alone provide them with 6 gorillion heckin dollars per share
>sorry shillies we're not actually going to provide forward guidance, that would be telegraphing our heckin plans...
he got BTFO on the marketplace, the wallet, FTX, etc
he hopped into crypto at the fucking top, bailed at the bottom, only to watch crypto hit a fucking ATH again months later
was that all part of the hecking plan kek
the day redditors itt genuinely admit that ryan is a massive fucking retard is the day i get bored of kekking baggies
>inb4 muh positive EPS
>inb4 we all ignore revenue uh... just because!
>inb4 i kek baggies during the post-ER dump while everyone itt claims that only shills were saying this ER would pump hard
don't even reply to this post, i've already accepted your concession

inb4 >>58022822 (please see >>58022842 before posting this cope unless you want another screenshot of my deep green calls that i'm dumping right on your head on the 26th before the close)

>>58018256
>RRP hits zero
>SPY ATH
>BTC ATH
>GME $14
what happens then?

>>57891263
>this is unironically considered legitimate DD in the redditnigger baggieverse

>>57863104
he roped bro
just like picrel

>>57818674
>unironically looking at this picture and saying it's the same hairline