/biz/ - Business & Finance

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>3996563

THE LINK IS BROKEN, SELL EVERYTHING, NO LIMIT ORDERS, MARKET SELL NOW

FUCKING ALTCOINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3685569
AHHHH I CLICKED ON OP'S HAT
ALL MY LINKS ARE GONE I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING

Please

>bitcoin segwit drama carries on for two fucking years
>ethereum invents shitcoins
>normies discover crypto

This is the dip that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started selling it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue selling it forever just because
This is the dip that never ends...

The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam.

Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $3800 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.

Once it shoots through the $3500 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all coiners. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing cryptowatch.

The $3000 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded mines will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in BTC will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to coinbase to salvage some self respect.

The price WILL tank at this point to sub $1000, and most probably sub $100 levels.

From that day forward the deluded coiner wagecucking engineering nerds who bought crypto thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.

Deluded coiners will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no fiat.

I warned you coiners. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW.

Don't be deluded, don't be a coiner.

>>3457119

/biz/ guide to crypto

1. Buy High
2. Sell low
3. If a coin is shilled, it has mooned or will moon
4. The market is irrational, act more irrational to beat it
5. Don't be greedy, go for 50% gains
6. Ok, 100%
7. Volume is increasing, let's go for 200%
8. If you draw the triangles, they will come
9. Anything more complex than a triangle is too complex for predictability
10. The chinese are simultaneously waking up and going to sleep
11. We're in a bubble, but it will always pop after you make your gains
12. Crypto is like real life, zoom out to get some perspective
13. Stop losses are for faggots
14. TULIPS ARE NOT LIKE BITCOIN
15. Bitcoin is digital gold, but sometimes it's not
16. No one knows how you cash out of crypto, don't ask
17. If you can't be patient, don't invest
18. Market cap means nothing, after all a pajeet can sell 10 trillion coins to his friend Hamar for $1 each
19. Read the goddamn white paper
20. Tether is fine, don't talk about it

>awake and dumping

KEK

>>3413825
Not enough of pink wojaks yet

NOOOOOO STOP DUMPING
IM LOSING MONEY FUCK YOU SHILLS

>>3398088
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Last week cryptopia got hacked
This week Bttrex got hacked
Whos next week?

*pop*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3359850

>fell for the pydamid ponzi bubble fud scheme

>>3352665
>easy 3x

Nothing is easy anon