/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11518811
>cracks one open
>braaaaap
>ahhhhhhhh

>>11518530

OP you just got Boom'd. in my experience you can do a three hour lecture to your boomer parents. they will sit quietly and nod. the next day they will take the reverse mortgage

boomers dont do things that make economic sense; they just do what the Joneses do because it always worked out for them (unless they are red-pilled)

enjoy paying rent till you die Millenial cuck

>>9403859
at least we fucked an 18 year old at 30

>>9386253
>>9386473

holy shit especially the 19 year old. at 19 I was running around like a headless chicken

My turn

age; Boomer
Networth; close to a million
crypto; cashed out of this ponzi garbage in January

>>9377593
i understood this only once i reached boomer age. you just have to act normal and keep spaghetti in pocket

Surely you dont know more than this Boomer? r-right?

I would like to add that crypto will never be mass used due to insane volatility and coins are just unstable $ tokens