/biz/ - Business & Finance

Article say we "outperformed market" despite almost zero change in price, meaning they got told to write a positive gme article. So we'll probably pump tomorrow then drop afterward. Which likely means no significant fireworks those days, and therefore this week, meaning another boring weekend.

Once I have employed all the numerous poor hedge managers as my personal jesters, I'm gluing boweling balls to their hands and feet and forcing them to clock in at work, and placing the clock on top of an 8 foot pole so each day they have to climb up it over and over, slipping and falling again and again until their hands are coarse enough and the oil I've slathered the stick with that morning is gone enough that they can tap it so that they know how annoying waiting on this glacial shit is. Clocking out will be automatic so they don't get overtime.

>>56666166
Watch, once you're filthy rich he's going to bitch at you for not telling him, and when you say you did tell him he'll say you didn't try hard enough and then ask you for money to "make up for it".

>>56207455
I swear as the final bit of light and heat in the universe finally dies out at the end of time, Evergrande will still be in the process of going bankrupt.

Awww. I wanted more rate hiking chaos. Damn JPow and his only middlingly-sized balls.

>>54152290
it always dumps. Just be ready to buy when it does.