/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4731275
The audacity of you fucking retards. You come here sharing tips and analysis of crypto, and you don't buy these god damn hats. You're like a sad old booze hound that thinks he's got a great hat collection already. You all think you're Jordan Belfort. If you aren't $1,000 deep in hats and shirts you're actually retarded. If you haven't already bought one, you're going to at one point. Even the photos you post of your "14k portfolio", you're not kidding anyone. Spend a little of that ether (or bitcoin) on a beautiful hat. This should not be a business and finance thread it should be cheap motherfuckers not buying any merchandise board. You're fucking pathetic. You're stingy. You have none of these hats. That's why you wake up at night screaming. You're all too lazy to invest in real business ventures like hats and shirts. Take me for example, a real entrepreneur. I've been buying and selling hats since I was 17. It's paid my bills for 6 years. Just this morning I bought a "dank meme" listing for $20. Got it running after a quick shitpost on /biz/ and an hour on YouTube. Same hats, similar shirts not available anywhere else because they're exclusive. Might just sell it for .04 ETH for a quick sale. Even if I buy a hat that is truly fucked, it still has infinite meme value, real physical value. What do you have? Nothing. Ive also put the deposit on another shipment that cost 3300 but we'll sell it for 1000 because some of you are cool. And all that took was 15 mins looking for a good deal. Last year I used only £8000 to buy the entire stock of these hats and shirts, for which I'm getting endless women on my dick for zero effort. No lonely nights. No spending hours each day looking for hookers and now I'm looking to buy another hat for my brother. You idiots really have no idea about business or finance. I hope bitcoin crashes to 1k and you use that opportunity to get a cheap shirt. Worthless posers.

>>4718173
Don't give away your coins. Spend them on a nice hat or t-shirt like a productive member of society.