/biz/ - Business & Finance

>AMAT MOONING
Feels good man

QFIN CHADS RISE UP

POWER HOUR WE CAN EXPECT NO MORE DROPS LETS FUCKING GO PUMP IT BAYBE

>>27057401
WE ALL DID BROTHER MAY WE DINE IN VALHALLA

Anyone else here sell everything they own for XRP? When it hits 2k I'm going to be filthy fucking rich.

This is the lowest, 20 dollars by tomorrow tonight then it's all up from there.

>>21389477
Blessed dubs. The pump tonight is glorious.

Howdoo UDOO
You are new and I scam you
Come and take me by the pump
Cuz I wanna be your dump
Howdoo UDOO
You buy SENT and I dump on you
Say Howdoo UDOO UDOO
Howdoo UDOO UDOO

When I'm going on a new exchange
And my bags pump, sell order is arranged
I'm so happy cuz its time to celebrate
Oh I just made 2000 rupees, oh whoah
Different people all around the globe don't know
If they should buy the /biz/ shitcoin of the week that they see
That there is a way you can make it, I can guarantee
Just go all in LINK

Howdoo UDOO
You are new and I scam you
Come and take me by the pump
Cuz I wanna be your dump
Howdoo UDOO
You buy VIDT and I dump on you
Say Howdoo UDOO UDOO
Howdoo UDOO UDOO (2x)

It's so easy when you want to pump and dump
Take my village's rupees and make the chart jump
There's a certain feeling that surrounds your mind
And you feel like you should just FOMO in
When you market buy, I start to grin
"To the Moon or to Mars sirs"
You'll see the biggest red dildo of your life
Just go all in LINK

Howdoo UDOO
You are new and I scam you
Come and take me by the pump
Cuz I wanna be your dump
Howdoo UDOO

>Open /biz/
>Piss off a stinky linklet in a thread
>Close browser

Didn't read;Still buying BSV

>>18355570
Based

>>18215866
>You're not supposed to let it actually poison your souls and turn you into monsters.
Too late

>>18200422
>see post I disagree with
>greentext it and post a söyjak pic
>close the thread

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china