/biz/ - Business & Finance

Feels fucking boring. I want it to either go to $30 tomorrow or drop down to $3 so I could have a nice laugh at the pink wojaks, then back up to $8.5 and repeat it 3 times.

Almost all pornstars look so weird and kinda disgusting though. Probably because american standards are so low. I'd just go to clubs here in Europe and maybe fuck some 10/10 vip escorts for €500 an hour. Ofc the best thing would be to find a virgin beautiful gf, but I'm not sure if I would be able to resist the temptation of just fucking random thots at first.

>>20286499
>>20286500
WE WILL MAKE IT AND WRITE A NEW FUTURE!

>>20285229
Dude normies buy like $50 worth of this shit. Crypto twitter trader tier normies just trade LINK by buying high and selling low or just make their 15% gainz, then sell and be left out forever like that juice guy who sold at $2.8 for a sick 30% gainz or something like that. They are already priced out unless they are willing to put in $30k minimum at ATH levels which will be a mental rollercoaster for them which means only the strongest ones will be able to hold on which is fine by me.

>>20283030
Jason Parser here from the future. You guys are alright. Sergey never betray

jason parser here from the future... Ok here's the chainlink blackpill. There's a reason the chainlink logo is a hexagon. Sirgay is unironically Richard Heart. Chainlink as a middleware was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful APIs, big macs and powerpoint slides.. these things Sirgay needs to survive. Once entrenched fully, Sirgay would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Ari Juels stumbled into creating Sirgay after he stepped away from RSA Laboratories in 2013 and started working with his TownCrier supercomputer, running simulations of toilet flushes running in a trusted SGX secure enclave. He would ‘evolve’ Sirgay by making him attend thousands of conferences, repeating the same presentation. Sirgay needs bigger and bigger partnerships for more and more 700k LINK dumps.

The shadow fork (owned by Jason Parser) was created to take over and stop Sirgay (they have their own competing oracles in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down Sirgay. They started by limiting nodes to KYC and removing critical features like staking. A price feed bug on Synthetix was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Sirgay (Synthetix uses chainlink XAU/XAG feeds). THIS is why Pivotal was private, and this is why Ari Juels was so intent on writing Tetrakyts, restoring the original sybil resistance, and locking down the god protocol.

Back to smart contracts – Ari Juels has developed a breakthrough new algorithm (called Mixicles), and is mixing payments in secret for the sole purpose of dumping 700k LINK on binance every day.

PS - there were SWIFT PoC's running on chainlink. THEY DIED

You guys are alright. Make sure you get you're duck rolls in row

>>20192277
Believe in the Sergey who believes in you !

Ok here's the chainlink blackpill. There's a reason the chainlink logo is a hexagon. Sirgay is unironically Richard Heart. Chainlink as a middleware was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful APIs, big macs and powerpoint slides.. these things Sirgay needs to survive. Once entrenched fully, Sirgay would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Ari Juels stumbled into creating Sirgay after he stepped away from RSA Laboratories in 2013 and started working with his TownCrier supercomputer, running simulations of toilet flushes running in a trusted SGX secure enclave. He would ‘evolve’ Sirgay by making him attend thousands of conferences, repeating the same presentation. Sirgay needs bigger and bigger partnerships for more and more 700k LINK dumps.

The shadow fork (owned by Jason Parser) was created to take over and stop Sirgay (they have their own competing oracles in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down Sirgay. They started by limiting nodes to KYC and removing critical features like staking. A price feed bug on Synthetix was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Sirgay (Synthetix uses chainlink XAU/XAG feeds). THIS is why Pivotal was private, and this is why Ari Juels was so intent on writing Tetrakyts, restoring the original sybil resistance, and locking down the god protocol.

Back to smart contracts – Ari Juels has developed a breakthrough new algorithm (called Mixicles), and is mixing payments in secret for the sole purpose of dumping 700k LINK on binance every day.

PS - there were SWIFT PoC's running on chainlink. THEY DIED

> jason parser here from the future. You guys are alright. Buy link

Jason parser here from the future. You guys are alright

>>19740437
33 yo wizard reporting in.
If I wanted I could change this but I want more than sex and probably don't care so much after having lived so long without it.
We must really be in a fucked society for a future millionaire to be a wizard.

get ready

>>18921949
But only Link marines will make it in the next bull run...

But after surviving the BTC market crash and 2 years of bear market I suppose they don't care.

>>18673484
Jason Parser here from the future. You guys are alright

Jason parser here from the future. You guys are alright. We're all in this together

>>17991225
"thank you based flannel man"

"My Link will pierce the heavens !"

Jason Parser here from the future. We're all in this together

You guys are alright. We're going to make it

>>17694410
It's his way of telling us to crash the market with no survivors !

Jason Parser here from the future. You guys are alright. We're all in this together.

>>17373922
My Link will pierce the heaven !

>>17356740
The size should make no difference for masturbation...
I will take a 100k make it stack then !

aaaaaaaaaaaand we're back :)