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>> No.13213565 [View]
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> bull run initiated
> btc and every shit coin ever created mooning
> link stagnating like a fat piece of shit stuck in a couch

Please tell me it's not happening again, I can't go through this a second time, I'm getting 2017 ptsd

>> No.13124914 [View]
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I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.12872593 [View]
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Porn movies will be made about us.

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What's my rank in the stinky army?

>> No.12666158 [View]
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The first time I saw Sergey, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life by his side. Sergey is a dangerous man. He is guilty of stealing my heart.

I used to be a good Muslim boy until I learned about Chainlink. I got hooked once I understood how much society needs decentralized oracles. Hearing Sergey's sexy talk about tamper proof blackchains was the last straw for me. I left Rashida, my fiancee, and went all in. I invested in Chainlink BECAUSE I'M A GAY MAN.

YES! I'M GAY AND MUSLIM AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT. I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. AND I'M NOT ONLY ONE.

I want to kiss Sergey and rub my tongue against his. I want to lay my head on his soft belly and lick his armpit while he inserts his thick fingers into my anus. I want to get married to Sergey and take care of our children. We will make love every day and night. We will break social conventions and show that our love knows no gender boundaries. COME CHAINLINK WITH US.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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Would you?

>> No.12537225 [View]
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>adelyn's POV

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>>12517295
C*H*A*I*N*L*I*N*K NIGGER

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> Anyone else tired of holo pajeets trying to piggyback on Link.'s aura in here?

Why do they do that? They think anons are that stupid?

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>>12503936
This is our board now, nolinkyboi
Bend the knee and submit

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I have this fantasy where Sergey cums inside my mouth and a baby starts growing in my belly.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not even gay. I'm actually a devout Muslim man. I just like to flirt with the idea of carrying the seed of the greatest living man in tech. I want to get married to Sergey. I want to sleep by his side and, touching his soft belly, whisper in his ear 'I love you, Mr. Blockchain.'

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I have this fantasy where Sergey cums inside my mouth and a baby starts growing in my belly.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FROM NOW ON ALL DISCUSSIONS ABOUT LINK PRICE SHALL BE IN USD.

No more Satoshi bullshit as we have officially decoupled from boomercoin and we're now trading in USD

Thank you for your attention, trade safely marines

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>>12439048
nope. normie bitch asked if i was "going to buy a bitcoin" in december of 2017 lmao. little does she know my life savings is in XMR and LINK

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>>12364287
sing you larry tee

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>>12273434
>there are still people who think LINK is not a meme

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>>12093761
Dump soon

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>>12093072
Lol learn the basics of crypto before diving deep in to an important project such as this one. Can't believe you just bought this because of all the biz shills and don't even know if it's a good idea to keep it in Binance or not. Learn how to protect yourself or your dreams of making it will go POOF. Good luck. Also, welcome to the ranks Marine.

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>>12082619
>1 year wasted.png

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I want you to beg for it

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What she sees

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What she sees

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