/biz/ - Business & Finance

I WANT TO SHORT RDDT BUT MY BROKER WONT LET ME YET. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>stocks down
>yields up
>DXY up
>vix up
>junk bonds still green
How is there a permabid for junk bonds? How close will the spread get?

Every single large crypto account on Twitter has low/mid 8 figures right now and is talkng about their "foolproof" plan to reach 9 figure net worth by 2026

Send this shit back to 0 ASAP

people here really think that like, 100 billion dollars of etf inflows is just gonna flow into crypto over the next few weeks lmao

>>57245797
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not this time mumu... not this time

there are people here who STILL think btc etf approval is going to send bitcoin to 50k+ lmao

>>57005226
>every single bobo post is made by the exact same user and has the exact same belief on every single crypto asset

I'm also a bobo but posting this retarded shit after price is down literally 1% is retarded.

Stop being dumbfuck retarded and giving us bobos a bad name.

F

>>55664470
i lost money because ive been bagholding puts for two weeks. im never gonna short the market with puts again. only spxs and even then, im thinking im just gonna DCA. the market just goes up anyways.

Crypto is deader than disco

>>55245111
>Thankfully I can always be on the other side of their trades.
With your own money or the desk's? It's kind of gay when you aren't risking your own money.

>>55073049
hey newfag if you don't say any ticker its assumed you mean the "market" i.e. shit&piss

Ugh, this is getting so tiresome let this bitch fucking dump already

VIX May contract expires today. market will pick up volatility after that, probably. then it's a good time to hedge some of your pig portfolio, mumus..

>>54984338
you don't want a catch a falling knife on the day they report shit earnings
at least do the 3 day rule.
mumus are seriously retarded pulling the buy trigger that fast every. fucking. time.

>>54975393
you sound ornery. you didn't get shaken outta your shorts today did ya?

>>54973372
don't ask

>>54954941
dxy is rising, volatility rising, FAGMAN market leader overbought, indicator divergence like rsi making lower higher
doesn't look good for bulls on all levels, neither in economic data nor technicals
where is the magic pump coming from? literally no bull catalyst to push markets

uuh NVDA sweaty you're allowed to go down too the AI bubble popped

is it finally time for NVDA to break?

looks like this shit will crab until Wednesday

AYO PEOPLE OF COLOR I WANT TO DO SUM MEME TOKENS

/Biz/ chooses name and chain, Best idea gets sum tokens

Boom

looks like NVDA will never be red ever again..
most retarded stock of this year