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Gentlemen, now that market has closed for the day, I’d like to discuss the real problem on this board: the janny. This tranny moderator sits here (for free) and constantly hands out bans for slightly off-topic posts outside of market hours.

I’d like to discuss ways we can let this autist know that he’s sucking the fun out of the place. He’s obviously not very good at reading social cues, so it might be difficult to get through to him.

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>"So, your son is a janitor?"
>"Well, kind of... It's actually online, something to do with Japanese cartoons. I don't really understand it."
>"Does he like doing it?"
>"He likes the cartoons, but whenever he's working, he seems so... upset. I hear him yelling in the basement."
>"Well, work can be stressful for everyone. Does he at least get paid well?"
>"...
>He does it for free"

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>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK TRANNIES BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK JANNIES

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