/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30415903
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

Amusing that I am tempted to use it for a deposit for a deanobox mortgage.

3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24561977
bumpin with homemade pasta

3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24514372
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24423535
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24228106
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24190664
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24189760
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24184200
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24162904
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>>24163323
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the OG whales, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the basedbois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.