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Well I'm done guys. I know none of you faggots are gonna miss me but at least whoever I accidentally just sold 100 bucks worth of KO options for $1.80 is happy.

I put all of my money into cola because charlie munger said diversification was bullshit. Now my butthole hurts. Please buy sodas bros.

>>16802678
Nobody does fucker. Just try a bit harder. You're letting your parents down if you buy the top anon.

My brain hurts guys. I just want to be successful so bad. I've been spending literal hours researching and trying to make good trades but I just keep getting owned. What do you anons do to take a break? I am really hurting for some direction guys.

Well I hope you anons enjoyed the ketchup jokes. This is my formal admission that I was completely wrong and I am now much poorer. Help me anons I'm down to 80 bucks lmao.

>>16753385
31.62 avg I bought at a couple times last week. My spidey senses are telling me its gonna head up slowly until earnings. But my spidey sense is kind of retarded so my theses usually sound better when i'm sitting on the toilet.

>>16700966
Yeah I'll admit I sold my KO calls wayyyy too early. Took a 40% gainer instead of an 80% but oh well. Gotta get back on that horse(and feed it some delicious ketchup)

>>16649672
Hey. Count your fucking blessings anon. You can probably get that nice 4 ply toilet paper if you wanted to.
Im only here because I gamble on a $200 etrade account. Have some tact bro.

>>16579301
It happens to everyone fuckface. You should have been prepared the moment you started playing this Jewish shell game.

Hey do you guys follow any sea transport or crude oil stocks? The new IMO 2020 regulations are coming up and I'm wondering how this is all gonma play out.