/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58612980
moass would shake off billions of synthetic shares and drive the price up massively. This would linger even after the event. Not to mention destroying predator entities would prevent any further short selling and also burn the finacial world so hard any surviving entities would think twice before trying to do it to gamestop. Thousands of the people who just got off rich would reinvest some of that cash in gamestop. Tons of retarded normies would pile in for "the next moass". They would probably end up with an unironic $100 or better stock price afterward.

If they instead assist these parasites, their now loyal shareholders will dwindle and desert them, the shortsellers will quintuple down now that there's no pressure left on them, and gamestop will be driven to bankruptcy.

It's in gamestop's best interest for this to happen, albeit only after they have made it abundantly clear that they've made it possible for the "Official" short interest to close their positions before taking an action which would force them to close. They have done so in spades and are clear to launch. Not their fault if there were secretly 12 times the existing float shorted, that's the SECs job.

>>51648162
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