/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello anon, you called earlier inquiring about shitcoins that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk?
The reason I am calling anon is because something just came across my desk, it perhaps the best shitcoin i've seen
The name of the coin is PayFair, it is a cutting edge coin with huge developer support and worldwide financial transaction applications - NOW!
Right now anon, the shitcoin trades for 9 cents a coin, and our analysts think it could go a heck of a lot higher than that
Your profit on a mere $50,000 investment is upwards of $500,000
>Wow, that is enough for a lambo
Exactly, you could get a lambo

Hello anon, you called earlier inquiring about a shitcoin that had huge upside potential with very little downside?
The reason I am calling anon is because something just came across my desk, it perhaps the best shitcoin i've seen
The name of the coin is Ripple, it is a cutting edge coin with huge developer support and worldwide financial transaction applications - NOW!
Right now anon, the shitcoin trades for 81 cents a coin, and our analysts think it could go a heck of a lot higher
Your profit on a mere $6000 investment is upwards of $200,000
>Wow, that is enough for a lambo
Exactly, you could get a lambo

Hello anon, you called earlier inquiring about a shitcoin that had huge upside potential with very little downside?
The reason I am calling anon is because something just came across my desk, it perhaps the best shitcoin i've seen
The name of the coin is ChainLink, it is a cutting edge coin with huge developer support and worldwide financial transaction applications - NOW!
Right now anon, the shitcoin trades for 39 cents a coin, and our analysts think it will go to the moon
Your profit on a mere $6000 investment is upwards of $200,000
>Wow, that is enough for a high trim lambo
Exactly, you could get a lambo