/biz/ - Business & Finance

INNNN THE LEFT CORNER, OF CITRON RESEARCH, IN THE YELLOW TRUNKS AND LOOKING RATHER SQUEEZED, WE HAVE AAAANNNDREWWW LEEEEEFT

AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WEARING THE GAMESTOP BRANDED TRUNKS, WE HAVE ROOOOODDDD ALLLZZZMAAAANNNN

OH NO! IT SEEMS ANDREW FORGOT THE INAUGURATION AND HAS TO DELAY HIS OPENING MOVE! UNDERSTANDABLE, IT'S ONLY BEEN SCHEDULED FOR 245 YEARS

STARTING THE MATCH OFF STRONG, ROD THROWS A KNOCKOUT PUNCH – HE RELEASES HIS MODEL FREE TO ALL ON GMEDD.COM

OH! WHAT A BLOW! HOW WILL ANDREW LEFT RESPOND?

BY CLAIMING HIS TWITTER WAS HACKED! DELAYED AGAIN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S LEMON JUICE RAINING FROM ANDREW LEFT'S PANTS! HE'S PISSED HIMSELF!

Buying more GME tomorrow. Buy it before Andrew Left's little talk. Uber and his consortium of autists will deboonk it, the deboonking will go viral because of reddit autists, and the price will spike.

This is a bubble. But the largest returns are made in the late stages of a market bubble. Make hay while the sun shines, and let the good times roll.

>Motley Fool wrote a bullish GME article with an $80 price target

>>26266129
fuck AMD, I sold it at open and bought BB at dip instead of holding that nigger

>>26186866
Checked and this

Hex is a better Store of Value than Bitcoin. Refute
https://hex.com/techspecs/

>uniswap defi
>bet on Trump
I did both

When will Xiaomi see $4,50+ again?

How long until Xiaomi trading time closes in Europe? 20 Minutes or 2 hours and 20 minutes?

>>25853770
>i like 1 oz bars.
>what i think is awkward and shit shaped is 5 oz rounds.
Are the 5oz ATB the best format to travel across borders?
>yes sir I have $800USD of currency to declare
>suitcases full of 16,000oz of silver

>>25841049
We haven't even BEGUN to coom, Ryan Cohen is now on the board – and can start doing the media rounds to showcase his turnaround plan

>up 2.47% today despite holding crypto

>>25832723
>>25832797
Thanks. Either I make it or go broke. Wish me luck.

Ethereum isn't dumping and Bitcoin is already bouncing back off $36K. Crash cancelled, goldbugs BTFO, Peter Schiff on suicide watch, the Golden Bull Run continues.

>>25753146
TSM earnings are on Thursday and will probably be great, and TSM is a solid forever hold you should own anyways

>>25753181
Look up "short volatility" and "volmageddon" for a quick history lesson

>FUTURES REFUSING TO DROP
>Trump finally throwing in the towel officially rather than dragging it out
>Democrats pushing for free gib packages
>Democrats pushing for mass immigration (including a push for 125k "refugees" annually) to ensure cheap labour for big corporations
>US and China will walk hand-in-hand rather than fighting which will lead to more combine massive investments into housing and economy overall
It's unironically only up from here, another decade of bull run. I feel bad for you americans in the long term, but if you make enough money you can simply ignore it and live a good life... so that's something at least

>>25670444
nice one
keep rollin' those digits fren

>UUUU

What are your honest predictions for UUUU this summer?

>>25485141
Yeah anon. The truth is I became a better man after leaving her. A MUCH better man. I couldn't have done this with her oddly. She made me too comfortable with myself. I contacted her once after our break up and then never again. Every few years I'll indulge and check in on her online. Today was that day. We could of been amazing together if I had been more experienced and known how to manage a girl like that. Anyways. Thanks anon. I love you bro. I really hope I can find someone again. I hope we make it.

>>25226677

>>25223028
rollin for GRT at 1 million

>>25184170
not yet
retard