/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51705336
11%

OILers....

>past 3 months
>market indexes are only up .1-.8%
>i'm up 1-5%
>past two weeks
>market indexes are either barely down or up <.5%
>i'm down 2-10%
ouchie

>>27824220
BTC
ETH
LINK
DPI (defi pulse index)
(25% each)
I call it the turn your brain off boomer portfolio. Also
>tfw that's essentially my body type and I'm a male

I was a wholecoiner at 19k and got spooked out of my position and sold at 18.5k
I wish I was fucking kidding

Cashed out half to use at $17, in the beginning stages of buying a home very far away from NYC with my wife and kids. Still have 14k linkies, this last dump has really brutalized me though and ruined the peace I had thought to have obtained.

AAAAAAAAAAAA shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

rushed in last night. left feeling dazzled, confused, and neither richer nor poorer. I bought when the market cap was 3x smaller, though I have sustained no such 3x gains...the supply just keeps increasing. I love crypto, but man do I really hate it.

I'm fat, ugly, balding, low IQ, no degree and I work at Amazon. It could always be worse, OP.

I used to drink a shitload of beers when I was 21/22, like a 12 pack a day. Woke up hungover so often. I replaced being drunk with the thrill of gambling on stocks and crypto.
With that being said gambling has ruined my life more than beer ever did.

I think the "dips" for the next 11 months are going to be like $200 drops.
Every day I'm becoming more and more skeptical of the thanksgiving dip.

Can someone tell me whats going on with the Chainlink/Netflix news? 2017 buyer feeling left out of the fren loop here.

>bought the top again

>>23955101
F

How far is PLTR going to dip?

i longed link/eth at 0.029
tell me it will be okay

>>23202418
I have 5k linkies, it's a fun little shitcoin to hold on the side.
desu tellor tributes, band & every other Oracle besides dia kicked its ass down the street & around the corner as far as gains on time held... but 500 autistic neo-nazis can't be wrong right biz?

>friend calls me up asks how my investments are doing on this green day
>haha they're good bro
>realize I'm all in on XRP and I never make any gains at all
I hate this stupid fucking shitcoin and my heavy bags, might as well have put my money into a savings account

>>22973722
holy shit i cant believe i put money into this

and now ive been up for 72 hours straight, masturbating for at least 24 of those hours. I just flushed the last of the shit down the toilet. Hope I didnt just piss away 6 months of work.

If you ever make it, biz, dont do meth

guys i can't find a viable offramp tonight. would anyone (UK) here be willing to paypal me £150, in exchange for me sending you £200 worth of BTC?
i know this sounds like so much of a scam that you piffle emphatically in my general direction, but i'm no scammer. My face is known-ish on 4chins and I am aching for some cashflow problems to get out of my face, so if anyone can suss a way by which this can happen, then free btc is coming your way.
this will expose my identity, not least because of the email account to which you'll be paying.

anyone? can like timestamp shit or whatever if it makes you feel better. i promise i just need GBP tonight, and i will pay over the odds to acquire it.