/biz/ - Business & Finance

BTC peaking this year means 6-8 months bull market instead of 2 years.

you've just donated all your gains to lazer eyes btc maxis and blackrock. your alts wont do shit.

amerilards LITERALLY live life on tutorial mode.

for them, being poor means not having enough liquid cash to the pay the property taxes on your 20th airbnb retnal property in california.

becaue they're too highly leveraged on the other 19 properties they bought with free 0% interest loans that the government would isntantly forgive and bail out.

that free money comes from US hegemony and the petrodollar, they print money and force other countries to use it for selling their actual valuable resources and manufactured goods, in exchange for useless american toilet paper money.

all so that fat lazy entitled americans can buy their 10th proeprty, 20th suv, deposit $500k daily into the ponzi ETF and still have change for some apple vision pros for the kids.

What investment will give 12% annual returns + inflation with minimal risks?

You know the drill. Time to short bitcoin.

>>56107818
>big news coming
Whatever. I'll grab a bag of this while Fine is still getting everyone's attention. Once that slows down I have a feeling more buys will be flooding in

>>56067023
>no artificial flavoring

They really engineered a flu in a lab just so they could stop the economy for a couple of years and stop the middle class from home ownership

> wallet hacks (atomic, phantom)
> wallet phishing
> pyramid schemes (99% of tokens)
> ponzi schemes (celsius, voyager, blockfi, luna)
> ransomware
> malicious contracts
> airdrops that drain your wallet
> pump and dump (elon changing twitter logo to doge then dumping $125m of dogecoin)
> telegram/twitter pump and dump groups perfected and monopolised the greater fool funnel
> social engineering and manipulation (elon announcing buying BTC then selling it all to "test liquidity")
> cold wallets that share your date with glowies (trezor, ledger)
> liquidation engines (ftx, binance)
> scamming ecelebs on twitter
> shitcoin rugpulls
> weekly hacks that are inside jobs
> greedy saturation of copy-pasted blockchains and dapps that all do the exact same thing (take your money)
> altcoins being sued as unregistered securities (which they are)
> altcoins being delisted from normie trading apps (robinhood)
> most major banks cut off or severely limited crypto onramp/offramp
> binance being kicked out of most major markets
> crypto taxes and regulation increasing with each day
> whats left of crypto speculation/gambling being pushed more and more into the fringes where 99.9999% of projects are 24 hour lifespan rugpulls
> shitcoins can no longer do any marketing or shilling for fear of getting sued.

there is literally only one reason to buy any cryptocurrency ever
therefore all cryptocurrencies have only one use case

>OP discovers being rich is an advantage in business

Wow this super conductor narrative is a genuinely organic scientific breakthrough that will definitely revolutionize entire industrie and totally not engineered by VCs already bored with AI, I truly believe in the innovative and ethical nature of Chinese academics

tell me again about market manipulation.

>>55001496
runescape uses gold aka "GP" as currenies. I can bring a billion stack of gold and buy it with no problem.

>>53973671
>after the presentation, there's individual 1 on 1 interviews, fuck yeah now's my time to shine
>the fat boomer who interviews me acts super serious, his office is tiny and his desk is way too small for him and all his stupid knickknacks and framed pictures of his ugly family
>asks me about my pervious experience, "where do you see yourself in 10 years", "what's a tough challenge you've had to overcome in your life", like actual interview questions.
>uh dude I'm a 16 year old living in one of the most affluent suburbs in America; I don't have any experience or challenges in my life, in fact my mom wanted me to get a job so I could have some experience
>he makes a big show out of offering me a "job" (hmmm idk if you're the right fit, hmmm we've got a lot of other qualified candidates, hmmm idk if you've got enough experience, but ok kid I like your style you're hired!)
>exit the interview back into the auditorium and the room is still virtually full; looks like everyone who showed up "got the job", including stained wife beater guy
>now that interviews are over and we're all hired, it's time for more presentations; apparently there's like 6 more hours of this
>look to my friend and he looks back at me, yeah this shit ain't happening, we get up and leave
>get a bunch of calls from cutco the next day admonishing me for walking out: "this will go on your permanent record!" and a bunch of other shit
>"but uh, when can we schedule you in so you can finish part 2 of the seminar? You need to have that done before we move on to the next part"
>hang up on him and block the number

>2018
>tell friend multiple times to buy BTC (around ~$5k)
>"seems like a scam", "too risky", etc.
>dec 2020 / jan 2021, BTC at $30k-ish
>"ive been looking at bitcoin more anon, thinking of buying in"
>tell him to exercise extreme caution
>btc pumps to $40k days later
>friend is furious that i told him to wait
>hes buys in waaaaaay too much
>by spring 2021 his portfolio is 100% btc
>btc dumps summer 2021
>friend is damn near suicidal over it but still holds
>btc pumps again end of 2021
>tell him to sell or at least reduce his exposure
>"that would be stupid, its going to $100k"
>last week
>having a drink with him, commiserating a bit about crypto
>he starts getting mad
>"why did i ever listen to you about bitcoin"
>"your advice has completely fucked me financially"
>"itll take me a decade to recover from this"

> china invades taiwan
> market pumps

you guys lied, you said bearmarket biz was comfy

transactions can't be reversed

>2 days ago
>get a few cheap laughs out of zestimate stacy memes
>show one to wife involving HELOC
>she doesnt understand (not financially savvy + zestimate isnt a thing in canada)
>have to explain the joke
>"wait, so we can access our equity? but dont we have like $150k??"
>yeah but.. it's a meme.. it's not good financial practice to do this..
>today she booked an appointment with our bank to "discuss our options"

>>29198621
>Stock
Back to your containment thread, boomer

>>21562928
>robonomics

>>20973970
>prepares slideshow of 3 years of LINK

>>20446840
>loved your profile, I'm chief technology evangelist with my company and we are looking for rock stars with a passion for building

so are we pretending nothing happened?
will we just continue trading when this is over?
letting them make all our electronics?
let them travel to our countries?
waiting for airboure aids mixed with ebola?