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>This damn stock! I hate this stock. I hate this frickin' stock! Stupid stock.
>Daniel! What's the matter? Why did you throw your stock away?
>Because I felt like it.
>Please look at me when I'm talking to you.
>[sees Daniel's portfolio]
>Oh my god!
>Mom.
>Can you tell me what's going on and don't tell me about another rug pull?
>What do you want to hear mom?
>I want to hear the truth!
>No you don't want to hear the truth. All you want to hear about is how great it is. Well it may be great for you but it SUCKS for me! I hate this place! I HATE IT! I just want to go home. Why can't we just go home?
>Listen to me. I cannot help you unless you talk to me
>I gotta buy more. That's it.
>You bought more!
>No, not at the NYSE. At computershare.
>But DRSing doesn't solve anything Daniel.
>Yeah well neither does palm trees mom.

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