/biz/ - Business & Finance

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If you were here in 2017 you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.

With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

t. insider

Anyone remember the Chainlink sigil posted in May of 2018?

Does anyone unironically think the sigil helped speed up the rate and success of Chainlink?


This sigil was released to /biz/ way before any of the widespread media attention, twitterfags, drunkanon, and massive partnerships.

Link to one of the earlier threads:
>>/biz/thread/9668653

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Created the sigil for Chainlink a few months ago. By the looks of things and the latest progress and development, I'd say it's working well for Chainlink and those who have powered the Sigil.

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