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>>29227839
We... can't do this anymore, Sarah.

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*out of breath
> humm, Ari, sorry to bother you
> just, humm, it's just I don't mean to boss you around
*breathing heavily
> like humm, don't get mad
> I just want to know, just for info
> when do you think you'll have something ready for production
> no no, thanks, yes I've read them
>yes they're great
* forcibly smiling
> I meant, something coded, like on chain
*pauses to catchup his breath
> please don't get mad, like anything
> it's just the price Ari... they're getting mad... please

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*out of breath
> humm, Ari, sorry to bother you
> just, humm, it's just I don't mean to boss you around
*breathing heavily
> like humm, don't get mad
> I just want to know, just for info
> when do you think you'll have something ready for production
> no no, thanks, yes I've read them
>yes they're great
* forcibly smiling
> I meant, something coded, like on chain
*pauses to catchup his breath
> please don't get mad, like anything
> it's just the price Ari... they're getting mad... please

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>>19568762
Its going to be a very dystopian shithole we gonna live in.
Say goodbye to personal freedom.

>IoT sensors picked up that you dont have the corona vaccine so locks all your funds so you cant buy or sell unless you take the vaccine at the nearest hospital
>not vaccinated your health insurance automatically x10
>no vaccine? locked out from public places if cctv and IoT picks you up cops are informed and you are automatically sanctioned

Whats inside the vaccine is everyones guess, probably life shorting materials.

And this is like the tip of the iceberg. In not even 20 years they will micromanage your entire life like this.
Only hope we have is that we all make enough money to somehow get around most of this stuff but seems unlikely.

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>>18988230
>jew star

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very nice anon

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I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

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I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

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insider at google here. I have info about Sergey's presentation at google HQ a few months ago. It was all going well for Sergey until about halfway through his oracle problem powerpoint, when one of the janitors came in the room looking disgusted and then called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. The janitor guy then poured out a trashbag full of sandwiches Sergey had busted in. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop, in front of Google no-less. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo the janitor in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after the janitor guy left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Some other janitors were seen picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

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what does he think of /biz/? is this why he looks like this?

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