/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Fast paced dynamic work environment that requires out of the box problem solving for competitive pay

What do you see, anon? A pathetic betamale who cucks to his wife, only eats meal replacement shakes, and gets orgasmically excited over the next vidya? Or a paying customer? I see both. What do incels and basedboys want the most yet are completely unable to get? They don't want sex, because many don't think they're good enough for it; look at the /r9k/ trap phenomenon. These fags reduce themselves to homos on hormones because that's the only way they will get sexual pleasure. They don't even think they're good enough for a hooker.

That being said, my pitch is an ASMR brothel. Look at how many fucking viewers ASMR youtubers get. Some have upwards of 1M subs. Many videos get over 100k views. I think it's time we cash in on this shit. How many basedboys do you think would go to a fucking ASMR brothel in a city like Seattle? How many of these fuckers would pay $100 for a bitch to kiss their ears for an hour? Probably a shit ton.

ITT, what you think of my idea, and pitch some of your own.

>>8279334
>Soy

>>8262418

>>8257307
please let me drink your cum, bull

>>8253323
not an argument

>>8203576
>Pool is dat wey

t.(You)

>>7299787
> what is commonlaw
Hate to tell you this, but should she ever want to leave and take half of your shit, you're married.