/biz/ - Business & Finance

man the bbby baggies are hopped up on so much copium that even a GME holder would blush

Since we have a lot of ITfags here, let me ask a serious biz question. I'm a midlevel software engineer and was asked to move to a 100% scrum master role, working for multiple teams. It's not a demotion, I'm being asked because we need an SM and I've already helped in the area. But SM isn't exactly a promotion to management and I feel like I'll just be a glorified secretary while my dev skills rot.
Should I refuse? Feels like it would come off as rejecting a move to management..

>be me
>be an ugly 27 year old ugly nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever
>have full time job which requires me to do almost nothing
>wake up at noon
>spend two hours browsing internet on my phone and wondering whether to get a weekend part time job or move in to a flatshare to save money
>so tired of saving no money
>decide to go through engineering mathematics textbook but get bored after 5 minutes- not sure whether my boredom is warranted or not
>go to gym at 3 pm then eat
>get email saying I have a job interview for a weekend job at burger king
>suddenly imagine how horrific it would be to actually work there
>it's near a football stadium and I imagine drunk fans trashing the place as I clean the toilet
>reject the interview
>also decide not to leave my tiny flat because I don't want to deal with inconveniences, even if it lets me save over £200 a month
>feel like a supreme cuck for not being rich as 22 year old chads at investment banks and teenage bitcoin investors live the life
>leave flat at 6 pm to go in to central London to drink coffee (the last one ever, hopefully, though I've said that many times) and feel sad about life
>have no time to walk around or do anything, obviously
>tube is filling up with normies getting ready for their fuckfests

This isn't one of those "isn't it so great to be in your 20s and uncertain" feelposts. This is one of those "I have no passions, dread the upcoming years of wagecucking (in my "prestigious" job which I will start soon), know I'll never save up meaningful amounts of money or be really well off. I'm indecisive about everything and don't have the balls to follow my own intuitions (see the bit about the maths textbook earlier). And I'm ugly and socially doomed"

I was going to phone my parents to send a cheeky £100 my way but doing it this close to mother's Day would be taking the piss too much...

fuck, I hate shills so fucking much
this place really gone to shit
never, EVER fucking buying anything that gets recommended on /biz/ again
fucking autistic shillcords full of 16 years old shitskins

Why is startup culture so shit?

>almost every startup website uses exactly the same HTML5 template (parodied by this startup website generator http://tiffzhang.com/startup/)) and yet they all think they are unique snowflakes

>blatantly lie about their number of users/customers through cherry picked or even falsified vanity metrics

>somehow manage to get VC funding even though their own fucking website isn't even clear about what they do

>add the word "hack" to everything stupidly (e.g simple. marketing is called growth hacks)

I'm sure you guys could add more to this.

tl;dr why are they such a shit?

>>459520
what's with all these edgy fucks coming to /biz/ and thinking they're fucking Gordon Gecko because they "just don't give a le fuck"