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Love me some healthy corrections. Very comfy.

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>>24505044
Based software Chad. Data scientist here. Automated my job 2.5 years ago so I was comfy even during office times. Now its just.. ahhh...

>>23288624
Let the good times roll

>>18898115
I fell for the >2,000% gains in 2 years meme.
How will I ever recover?

>>18701016
This is not the first epidemic hoax. If you go back many years, this is something the elite have been practicing for for years. The Zika epidemic in Brazil is the earliest one I remember but I'm sure there must have been many more that I didn't pay attention to.

The goal from the beginning was to house arrest hundreds of millions of people to implement a police state. The fake virus was just a vehicle for this plan.

>meanwhile Im making bank in online marketing
Are you a copywriter or something like that? Do you know about Lex DeVille?

REMINDER:
OP is a faggot who hates anime and hates smg

>>18623269
Do you have anything to support this besides your belief in the pain trade? Did you just learn about the pain trade last week?

>>18621013
You learn by doing. If your brain feels "atrophied" it's probably because you treat your body like shit. Stop being a lazy slob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsVzKCk066g
>>18621190
Elon Musk once said that trying to understand things at a fundamental level is a waste of time. It may be intellectually gratifying (which I appreciate) but it yields few results for the amount of time invested. It is better to think by analogy instead of fundamentally. That's how you cut through 90% of the bullshit and get things done.

/^!!2wgod7RQeJh$/;stub:no

In my opinion a gf is what you make of it. There's guys whose gf's gives sex on tap, always pay for their own stuff (or most of it) when going out and are pleasant and low drama to be with. Then there's guys who are total betas whose gf's walk all over them, order them around, demand they pay for everything and use and abuse them. It literally is up to you.

Or you could have two or three fwb's if sex is the only thing you care for. ie: if you are not stupid.

>>18060715
>The bulls didnt know Trump was going to pull 6 trillion out of his boomer ass to pump markets.
Because it's not like as CEO he has bankrupted companies to make himself look good before and now as president he isn't going to bankrupt the country to make himself look good too!

Kek, I'm a Trump supporter but even I have to admit it's hilarious that the faggots who hate him still haven't figured him out. To them he is just either an evil orange retard or genius and he just keeps getting away with it.

>>18053850
The irony is that this shit happens over and over again they don't even realize it. If they were true bear fags they would have made stupid amount and were in February. Instead they are buying puts near the bottom and don't realize everyone is trying to give them a dose of reality again but they are in full scale denial harder than a closet homosexual. Screen cap this again you bear faggot bitches.

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>>17900623
accept your fate faggot

Why the fuck are people mad about Trump trying to calm people down?
You would have people stealing shit from each other and fighting in the streets if people start panicking more

>yfw coronachan dunks the bulls monday

>>17785744
>>17785596
You guys are retarded, the panic is priced in now. The conference held by Trump was to get rid of the crazy nut jobs literally spreading fear because orange man bad.

I hope those retarded marxist trannies from chapo trap house that have been shit posting here are on suicide watch but those faggots probably don't even own stocks, they just pretend just like they do with their gender.

Bears are about to get fucked because they were too stupid to realize when the average person on the street is bragging about the money they are making shorting the market that's a fucking key sign to get out. Glad I sold all my volatility shit yesterday it's bull time!