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>>23951090

>Be me
>heard of PLTR being evil
>"PLTR is big brother and illuminati. We will make it fail, le reddit army"
>so evil even 4chan preferred GME over PLTR
>bought day of IPO because PLTR doesn't sell funko pops to hedge massive losses
>PLTR so evil Soros himself buys in
>"oh_shit.PNG"
>"I bought evil Inc stock before the most evil man in the world bought in"

A year from now, I will be able to buy all of GME for 1 PLTR stock desu