/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15288360
I think this is one of the most retarded posts I've seen on this board. Trump's policies have delayed the corrections that have needed to happen, encouraging corporations to keep their stock prices artificially inflated via stock buybacks. That has the opposite effect of mitigating a stock market pullback, if anything it will exacerbate it.

>>14591349
>has become important

>borrow from a "lending platform"
>run away without leaving a trace
>???
>profit!
Please enlighten me

>>13757544
>HHEHEHEHEHEE HURR DURR LOOK MOMMY I USED REDDIT VOCABULARY HURRR

>>13323979
Do you know what pump and dump mean? BTC is probably also a pump and dump because it dropped from 20k to 4k.

>>13321872

>>13308680
>doesn't know what wash trading is
thinks it occurs on bitmax

>bitcoin outdated

nice meme

BTC is literally leading the way in terms of technological developments. Alts are basically CTRL+C CTRL+V

is anyone here keeping crypto for parents or relatives? My brainlet of a cousin locked himself out of Binance

>switched phones
>did not save any 2FA backups
>lost access to his original wallet too
>deleted all of his emails from last year has no proof of deposit
>doesn't even remember the date
>doesn't even have the public address copied somewhere

he is a doctor, makes tons of money, how can someone successfull be so illiterate? Should I be offering to keep people's crypto in my ledger?

I sold out at 4800 then rebought at 5k

Then I tucked my /biz/ boyfren in for the night and jacked off to really fat girls

>>12815061
>He didn’t already start dumping

>>12796774

It's down because it was already pumped and dumped on you, brainlet

>>12752093

>>12637701
Unironically stop beating off, it lowers testosterone which makes you tired all the time.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788
>These data demonstrate that acute abstinence does not change the neuroendocrine response to orgasm but does produce elevated levels of testosterone in males.

>>12634118
You'll be fine unless you're actually retarded or autistic

Alright faggots, I need ideas. I'm running an SMM reseller panel, if you don't know what that is it's basically selling shit like instagram likes to normies for extremely marked up prices then buying those likes off some other panel for 20-30x cheaper and pocketing the difference. Shit's been around forever, it's nothing new but I'm only just dipping my dick into it.

Basically I just now need ways to advertise my shitty site to instagram users that are thirsty for attention and have money to waste, but I'm drawing a blank on where to start. Thinking about just using some messaging bot to pump out ads to users, but I don't know exactly who to target with them. Any thoughts?

I did the easy part, which is writing software. I created a service that certain businesses would definitely be interested in.

How the fuck do I sell it? Do I just start cold calling people from Linkedin that work at companies who would like what I made? Do I hire a sales guy?

please help

>>12544422
> It's as if though they sincerely believe you owe it to them.
It seems as though you think they owe you a job

>>12512166
>When hiring someone
I see you didn't even read the first sentence I wrote. I don't hire anybody. I just manage company resources. I break up the minutiae of exceedingly complex projects into simple, digestible tasks. Then I feed those tasks to workers, and do *everything* in my power to help them do their job successfully.

It's not my job to care about what resources do in their private time, I just want to make them successful at work. If you want to yell at somebody about work-life balance, or contract requirements, or job expectations, I suggest you yell at somebody in HR, anon.

>>12461803
how is it red when both QQQ and TQQQ are green?

>>12432293
>How do young britbongs afford rents? Do they all live at home until they are 30?
I guess I don't understand the question. Is it a requirement that young britbongs live in the most expensive city in their kingdom?

This is like my fellow retarded amerifats looking at SanFran/Jew York/Boston rents and saying "HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO LIVE"

Uh just move somewhere a little cheaper, honey?

S-Should I hire someone to code for me or should git gud and learn how to code? Pros/cons?

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Funny movie but the ending was terrible, really took a lot away from the film as a whole.

>the characters interview poor person after poor person who admit to just taking out loans to buy shit like cars and houses
>dont care if they can ever actually pay the loan back
>at the end of the movie the main character cries about how everyone will blame the poor people and not the EVUL BANKERS AND WALL STREET

Maybe those retards could just not take out loans they can't repay?