/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58213249

>be me
>22
>almost finished college, only need to approve one last exam on july
>have a lot of free time
>got into crypto and shit, traded with dextools, made some bucks but got out cuz pussied out
>saved about 1k
>realize that i've been single since 2017
>downloaded tinder
>tinder is filled with retards who dont bother talking when you match
>only want attention rather than a relationship
>dont even bother blocking me or undoing match
>im literally one in millions of dms they dont read or check and only use for validation
>have a good relationship with both of my parents
>talk a lot about life or current problems instead of bottling in shit
>tell a bit to my mom about my situation and wanting to get into a nice relationship
>shes been divorced since 2022 so she's been looking and meeting people
>tells me to download bumble
>basically boomer tinder
>do it anyway
>third day make a match with a pretty girl three years younger
>same sense of humor
>shes basically me but more intense and extrovert i guess
>we have a lot in common, yet some slight differences
>shes into 2000's anime i haven't seen like ranma 1/2 and some romance ones i forgot the name of already and shit
>our world and political views are the same
>get number and start talking in whatsapp and phone calls
>eventually after a week meet up in person
>she lives in the other side of the city so we meet up in the center
>invite her to korean restaurant
>got to a mall
>went to upper floor that has pool tables and bowling
>get some ice creams after
>karaoke
>bought some clothes
>accompany her to bus station
>talked a lot and kissed
>had a great time

>>58086504
that's the furriest version of miles prower i've ever seen
hopefully it goes well to all of us anons, i'm still pumped cuz of loaf cat's 43% increase today. but i want more, fuck

Welp, guess it's time to put all my shit on dextools and leave go to europe i guess, see you assholes in hell

...why didn't you make it?