/biz/ - Business & Finance

>30 year old virgin
>Finally makes some gains with recent bullrun, maybe I should pay an escort to lose it
>Do a bunch of research, but looks like all of them are like 40 year old obese mom's and charge 300 an hour
>Finally settle on one who kind of looks like a man but can't see a bulge and only charges 150
>Get there, can't get hard, eventually just jerk off
>They just sit on the bed looking bored and touching my leg
>Try to put it in but can't because too soft, even though their hole is like a hairy, gaping roast beef sandwich
>Coom
Is there a bigger rugpull than sex? What a scam

This is the dip buy now retards

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>>28033615
Elon owns several million in doge coins, if he pumps it with tweets he’s essentially quadrupling his money for free

Buy a doge with your doge.