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"UNINSURED DEPOSITS could be here" he thought, "I've never not been bailed out by the government before. There could be UNINSURED DEPOSITS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE UNINSURED DEPOSITS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $35,000 Romanée Conti Grand Cru circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of taking responsibility for risky behavior after a decade of zero interest rates. "With friends in the government, you can bail out any bank you want" he said to himself, out loud.