/biz/ - Business & Finance

My name is Chris Barrett, and I hate each and every single one of you. As the Head of PR for Chainlink Labs, my job is to destroy Sergey’s image amongst OG token holders to the point that you all sell. Using my Rules for Radicals Communist training, I carefully instruct Sergey to behave in the most destructive ways possible to cause maximum animosity. Do I do it deliberately or am I simply following my idealistic, Marxist programming? It hardly matters when I get the desired outcome of Sergey looking like an out-of-touch fool, and you problematic linkies parting with your tokens. Telling Sergey not to address developer or community concerns about the failed promise of CCIP releasing in 2022, yep, that was my idea, and it worked perfectly. Next I told him the best way to fix the disgruntled sentiment amongst the community was to go on a “community” podcast to talk about memes from 5 years ago. I set Sergey up with our two most public employees, whose jobs are to pose as members of the community, and instructed them to tell people to sell their tokens afterwards. Sergey has spent so much time away from the community he didn’t even question if this was a good idea. Make sure to be on the look out for Sergey’s next public appearance. And don’t forget to sell your tokens when he looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. My girlfriend’s bulls don’t cum for free.

My name is Chris Barrett, and I hate each and every single one of you. As the Head of PR for Chainlink Labs, my job is to destroy Sergey’s image amongst OG token holders to the point that you all sell. Using my Rules for Radicals Communist training, I carefully instruct Sergey to behave in the most destructive ways possible to cause maximum animosity. Do I do it deliberately or am I simply following my idealistic, Marxist programming? It hardly matters when I get the desired outcome of Sergey looking like an out-of-touch fool, and you problematic linkies parting with your tokens. Telling Sergey not to address developer or community concerns about the failed promise of CCIP releasing in 2022, yep, that was my idea, and it worked perfectly. Next I told him the best way to fix the disgruntled sentiment amongst the community was to go on a “community” podcast to talk about memes from 5 years ago. I set Sergey up with our two most public employees, whose jobs are to pose as members of the community, and instructed them to tell people to sell their tokens afterwards. Sergey has spent so much time away from the community he didn’t even question if this was a good idea. Make sure to be on the look out for Sergey’s next public appearance. And don’t forget to sell your tokens when he looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. My girlfriend’s bulls don’t cum for free.

>Chris Barrett
>https://twitter.com/chrisbarrett
>https://www.crunchbase.com/person/chris-barrett-c452
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Barrett_%28filmmaker%29
On his Twitter and Discord bios; he describes himself as Chainlink Labs' Head of PR.
Is this the person who is responsible for telling Sergey it would be a good idea to ignore the concerns about claiming CCIP would be released last year, and then failing to do so? Is he also the person who told Sergey it would be a good idea to appear on a podcast interviewed by his 2 most public employees, make it seem as if this is a pro community move, and then tell everyone to fuck off if you’re not in it long term?

If so, this guy should be fired.