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Heh. You gold hoarding punks always doubted me. You mommy's-little-tycoon oil fags always doubted me. Natural gas? Here's some natural gas straight from my ass for you to sniff. Silver? Ahahah yeah you go ahead and break the COMEX there, champ.

I told you fucking punks time and time again it was a MACRO thesis. The smart money is in the BOND market, not the retarded stepchild stock market, where most of you reside. But what did you do instead of liking and subscribing to my YouTube videos? You mocked me. Steven "Scam" Metre you called me. You made fun of my wood paneling background so much that I bought a greenscreen and now there's picture of a castle in the background. Try to make fun of THAT you fuckers. The castle represents the Bond Kingdom, in which I will reside and where you will be my subjects. Brent Johnson as my right-hand man and Milk Shake Minister.

Yeah but you keep slurping those commodities dips, fuckers. Meanwhile Brent Johnson and I will be slurping milkshakes in celebration of the Dollar Milkshake Theory validation. Gregory Mannarino will be the guest of honor, as he has rightly called this whole time the collapse will begin in the bond market, not the stock market. Peter Schiff has already RSVP'd. This is the incomplete list of those NOT invited:

Lyn Alden
Max Keiser
Jeremy Lefebvre
The Blockworks kid with the stupid face
Anthony Pompliano
Palisades Gold Radio
Anyone from Kitco News
Sergey Nazarov
Satoshi Nakamoto
David Hunter
Cathy Woods