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>bloomberg is being a bobo on dollar

cash gang its literally over. We need to buy the dips clearly there will be no more downside bloomberg experts told us so.

>techfag companies start failing from a few decades of bloat and bureaucracy and douchebags with more time and connections then brains leading companies
>we need to keep stocks looking good else we lose those idiots money to feed our bloated shit companies producing nothing valuable and my bonuses
>calls up their buddies from harvard or some other ivy douche school that are now DC politicians
>please give me loan to buy my stocks so retards buy my pumps
>retards on internet bought my pump time to exit liquidity for more money
>stock dumped and they are unhappy now, let me use their money to make even bigger green candle, bigger green candle means more money they think they can get
>uhh no I need even more money to support my bloated techshit company, hey DC can you give me more money?
>do more insider stock buys repeat above
>internet retards get tired, quick push the "investor pros" on social media that dug up some pile of bullshit paperwork to SEC showing muh EV muh solar panels muh government stimulus in 2 more weeks
>retards buy
>retards getting too broke to buy stock gamble government fiat to pleb stimulus packages slowing down
>insert schizophrenics on internet, DO NOT SELL DO NOT HOLD FIAT 10000 PERCENT HYPER INFLATION OWN NOTHING KLAUS WEF EAT BUGS APOCALYPSE SOON YOUR STONKS WILL GO TO A MILLION BILLIONS AND YOU WILL OWN SOMETHING NO DCA CASHFAGS WILL OWN NOTHING LIVE IN POD
>markets proceed to slow dump 50 percent over 6-7 years
>JEROME WILL PIVOT 2 more weeks THIS IS IT BROTHERS BULLRUN TO 20k SP500 JUST HOLD YOUR HIVAIDSPOXPLAGUE BIOTECH STOCK AND VR WORLD TECH STOCK AND BEYOND COCKROACH EV FARM STOCK JOE BIDEN 1000 TRILLION DEAL WE WILL BE IN CITADEL 2 more WEEKS
>"I am so glad I DCA into my index fund fellow bogleheads"
>bonds? Those are for losers, 7 percent compounding? Get out of here, my (insert techfag) stock will go up 200 percent next year 2 more weeks