/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13535088
>Bloodplay
>Prolapsed asshole
>Charging $40 to watch the prolapsing occur

FUCKING SHORTED

>>10235945
>Self made
Kiss my ass CBS. "Self made" is growing up broke and making it, not being groomed for fame and success and "making it".

>>9583084
I'd probably kill myself DESU.

>>8872117
All you TA niggers do is draw bigger triangles when shit doesn't go the way your pseudoscience predicted.

>>4779348
OUCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>3637809
>Literally hours away from launching in Korea
>AN ENTIRE NEW MARKET OF SLOPES TO DROP BAGS ON
>A whale decides to dump now instead

Oh my fucking god you can't fix stupid. Probably some smelly chink in a rice hut somewhere too!

>>3532237
S-
SHUT UP!

>TFW just got into crypto at 25

YOU STILL HAVE TIME ANON!

>>2808732
>i hope you all die of cancer

Working on it!

>>2801843
What the fuck did you do?! I thought I got a shitty hand!

>>2721904
Well that's a thinker. If you didn't have those huge fucking debts, I'd say invest in crypto, but you've got huge fucking debts... You probably should be responsible and just pay off some of that student loan debt, but that's under the assumption that you're going to hit the rest with full fury and pay it off quick instead of doing stupid shit with your income, like gambling. Since you're you in your situation, either go all on on a shitcoin, or just buy hookers and blow, because you're a gambler in heavy debt anyway and probably won't do anything to fix that regardless of being up ten grand. Otherwise, grow a pair of testicles, be the man your dad failed at making you, pay debts, and start investing smartly instead of gamblin' with da boys, and join us in lamboland.

>ANS
>Scamcoin

Boy howdy all of you invalids are going to be eating crow one day. Microsoft literally hosted their conference a few days ago. They're about to be listed on a new Chinese exchange on July 15th started by some very rich slants. Poloniex listing might be coming soon too, but that's more of an iffy rumor. Even if you have no faith in this coin, it would be retarded not to hold a little bit just in case. It's not likely to go much lower, and even if it does it's still pretty fucking cheap and you're 99% likely to turn a profit on it eventually.