/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28971903
shit I'm glad you're Ok. I have a feeling the yellow spotted toad may be involved...

>>28905079
>MuH PuRpUl StRiPeD TrOuT
Holy shit I was only joking earlier. I need to make a new green text just for you. that fucking sucks pan bro.

>>28888615
fucking kek
>MuH YeLlOwE SpOtTeD ToAd

>Be me
>Pond drys up cause reasons
>Hop 3 miles to the nearest pond
>see a pond on a ranch next to some cows
>sit on cow shit and eat flys all day while i watch farmer bob check his oil well
>fast farward a few day and some s o y sucker is taking a bunch of pictures of me sitting on a pile of cow shit eating flys
>farmer bob chases them off for trespassing but can't shoot them for some reason
>fast forward another few days and i see 30 s o y suckers pull up in their teslas and preuses and proceed to chain themselves to farmer bobs tractor
>Protest goes on for a week before some E-thot notices the s o y suckers protesting o twater and makes it viral
>Gubna Moonbean eminent domains all 500 acres of farmer bobs ranch and shuts down the three copper mines trucker dave saved up for 20 years to buy next property over and deeds all the land to me
>Trucker dave left for Arizona penniless
>Homeless bob now lives in a refrigorator box outside Fresno
>fast forward 2 years
> Pond i was at gets cemented over by a Chinese solar company so grusome newsom can make a buck
>hop on to next ranch/construction project