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Yea... I might skip the AMD this week lawl it's 3x T-Bonds time.

>>13833562
Cashflow is more important if you're poor like me.

>>11878804

>be me
>be faggito gambler supreme
>i do ok, not rich nor poor
>unsatisfied with the gains
>letsgofindsomethingmoredegenerate.wav
>discover options trading
>go full autism mode and learn everything i can
>iron condors, credit spreads, butterflies, supermans, etc.
>i made that last one up but goddamn it sounds cool
>start larping to my friends irl, 'Yea, I started trading credit spreads on $KO.'
>'Y'see, $KO hasn't ever traded above $47.00 per share for like, a year. It is literally free money.'
>friends look at me like im a market wizard
>Unbeknownst to them, I have $0.00 in my robinhood account kek
>today, finally pull out $310 cash from my drawer
>goto bank, deposit
>about to transfer to robinhood to actually end the LARP and buy spreads on $KO
>open robinhood
>waitasecond.exe
>$KO is currently all time high in the last 5 years
>$49.00 per share at closing
>In that moment, I get a text from my friend
>'Hey anon, how are your spreads going? I just noticed $KO went over the price you were talking about a week ago.'
>'Haha no worries I sold the spread before the bull run.'
>'Oh sweet man. Good job!'
>Put phone back in pocket, still standing in the bank, feel immediate shame from the LARP I have created.

The fuck do I do now? My irl friends are asking to see my portfolio gains and I don't even trade stocks. I can still transfer to robinhood and actually make a play but idk what the fuck to do coca cola has literally just shattered my one strategy I was gonna spam forever.