/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30432786
>Nigga, there's been at least 5, but measure that against the 8 rubic shill threads at all times since January
Ah yes, the 8 threads that all have 15 posts and every post is:
>Rubic.
>Rubic stays cubic.
>$200 eoy
>Rubic is not a good purcha-
>Pubic
>[picture of black man walking through door]
>fudders btfo!
>Fuck off fudders!
Honestly I'm not sure if a single human being posted in any of those threads. Every single thread was exactly the same to the point where I'm convinced they were all fake.

>>29932261
Smart move not dealing with ghetto shit like heroin or meth. Honestly the safest things to sell are small time things that college kids pay top notch for. Ecstasy, adderall, weed, etc. That shit is always in high demand due to college, sells out quickly as fuck, and it has an extremely low danger rate because cops are more concerned with meth and heroin dealers/addict and because anxiety riddled college kids aren't going to stab you unlike a dumbass tweeker.

>>26775976
I'm a sad poorfag and I dumped $200 in earlier. Now it's $270. I still have a minuscule amount of ETH left over but for some reason it won't let me spend it on anything and says I don't have enough, which is bullshit.

>>26641954
>"Oh no, we were too late" the teens said as they stared at the roaring bonfire"
>"Damn, I was hoping I could get here before they lit it." Said a young boy walking up with even more firewood
>"What's the point of adding any more wood to the fire if it's already high" the teen sighed, dropping his wood to the dirt
>"What are you guys standing around for? The fire just started roaring! It'll be burning until at least sunrise. Quick, add your wood to it so it'll burn even higher and even longer." Said one of the party-goers warming her hands at the roaring blaze
>"What's the point of using the wood on a fire that's already started? Seems like a bit of a waste." said the young boy as he walked off into the distance
>"Why'd he just leave? Sure the fire is pretty high and pretty warm, but that doesn't mean it's reached it's peak." the party-goer huffed to herself
>"When will we know it's reached it's peak?" the teens asked
>"Well I guess we won't know when it's reached it's peak until we pass it, but we'll definitely know when it call it a day.You see, It's supposed to rain tomorrow afternoon."
Don't be the faggot that dropped the faggot, buy GME now. Just because the fire is roaring doesn't mean you missed your chance to dance around it.

>>26628282
Literally just convinced my entire family to give me $210 per person just so I can watch an even bigger number increase/decrease in my portfolio. We're all poorfags, so if this works out I might have singlehandedly dragged my entire family out of poverty just so I could take a cool screenshot of my stock graph.