/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20145319
>Robin nigger dumps money into app not knowing shit
>skips tutorial because millennial faggots too busy to learn when in global lockdown
>retard "loses" $0.75 million in options
>"this isn't even my final retard form"
>"this is...going...even....further beyond retard"
>redeems himself in arc by heroing and leaving debt to his family
>family keeps $16k

I love happy endings desu

>>20136291
it's the same scheme for the past few weeks, just run these stocks up on the thin premarket volume, then guy idiots to fomo in all day and dump on them.

>>20136326
>it would be cheaper to pay me
probably not, and you'd be slower and less reliable than a script or however coders call it

>>20136340
oh boy... you gotta do a bit more reading
Exercising a call means you buy 100 shares of it at the price specified in the call. The only advantage I can think of to doing it that way is if you're going to buy and hold those 100 shares for at least 1 full year so you can pay less tax.

>>20136336
I can't think of any besides microsoft, that's the one we always refer back to. I was a little too young to understand what was happening, but I remember it being big news at the time.

>>19961240
V-shaped recovery still says we're in a recession. Even the most optimistic Fed scenario I think said negative GDP until mid 2021

>>19961072
>AMD at 30
>V and MA at 160 and 220
Oh god don't tease me

We'll never see that, not with this much Fed liquidity, and the treasury bailing out over-leveraged hedgefunds to prevent those forced liquidations seen in March. Fucking Mnuchin...

>>19961250
Don't be a dick, you know it's irrelevant.
Just because I don't watch railgirl doesn't mean I don't love cute things.

>>19961277
pretty sure an overdeveloped amygdala is associated with aggression. But naming neurological structures to back your theories doesn't make them valid. It's popsci. That's why it's summarized in a frigginn NPR article.

I'm just sick of forcing /pol/shit and commie shit and these irrelevant things in my wholesome anime stock thread.

>>19451120
cute and shooped but TGT will be around for a while, duking it out with WMT and COST

>>19451100
kek that works for market hours I guess
what news accounts?

I'm addicted to breaking911 tonight and weeb account thats been r/t'ing good shit.