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> My coins will make me RICH and SUCCESSFUL... I can imagine the day I MAKE IT...
> I will walk back into my home, wearing a brand new Rolex I bought with my gains.
> My mom will see me, and she will ask: "Anon, where did you get this watch?"
> And I will tell her: "Mom, your SON MADE IT. We are RICH now. I knew it, I knew I wasn't a failure. And I did it through the computer mom. I was on four chan and I invested in cryptocurrency. And you and DAD always chastised me, always said I was WAISTING MY YOUTH, that I should GO OUT MORE... and look at me now... I'm wearing a ROLEX... I have TWO MILLION DOLLARS... from FOUR CHAN AND CRYPTO... Your son made it mom.... and now I'll buy you whatever you want, despite you treating me like shit... and I will finally LOSE MY VIRGINITY..."