/biz/ - Business & Finance

>HPE crashes Friday after bombing their earnings
>down 12%
>decide to yolo a shitload of 5/29 9.50 calls
>Jerome buys the company
>share price soars pre market

HOLY FUCK AFTER GETTING RAPED BY THE MARKET FOR MONTHS, MY MOST IRRESPONSIBLE BET IS THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS SO AWESOME, IM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY BUY AN ASIAN GF IM SO EXCITED

I’m a white nationalist but I’m getting a cute Chinese wife. Way more trad, intelligent, faithful, and will look young for much longer. Their voices are so perfect too (i watch a lot of anime and I’ve fallen in love with their languages(SEA languages sound like shit though(so you need a Korean, Japanese, or Chinese)))

Also happa kids look really good, and if they have kids they’ll be 100% white(watch fixerupper, the Gaines children have blonde hair despite having a Korean grandmother)

Oh and also China will take over the world so it’s good to get in on their side. The only difficult thing is that I have no idea where you get a high quality north eastern asian. Thai and flips are everywhere online, good luck finding any Chinese girls online though. I might just have to go over there and “teach” English if you know what I mean.

>>19104041
It’s a v shape recovery in China, and Chinese girls are hot so just move there to work after graduating. It’s actually the perfect excuse to go there and marry a Chinese chick without your friends and family looking down on you. I graduated a year too early to do this and am unfortunately stuck with a job. You have no idea how lucky you are man. I’m praying I get laid off every day so I can go to the promise land and get a 10/10 Chinese chick. Lucky bastard

>my DHT calls
>my 5/15 $10 SPXS calls
>my FRO calls

MY PRESIDENT PLEASE STOP I CANT TAKE ALL THIS WINNING

>>19012050
>1 million bpd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I thought there was going to be a serious cut, if anything this is a bearish sign, showing that saudis aren’t really serious about cutting production

What do you guys think, Qualcomm puts or more Tesla puts?

>>18524710
Yeah she’s cute, I’d hit(marry be faithful with children) that

Why is Tesla on the naztack? it’s a car company not a tech company

>>18497085
Confirmed, about to break out to new lows, just got my puts this morning. Feels good, I’m gonna buy this asian once I sell them

I just wanted to make a thread thanking landlords for giving is a place to live and providing is homes. There’s no way most of us could afford down payments on a mortgage, but since landlords did it for us, we can live with dignity. I’ll be tipping my landlord $100 on may 1st to show my gratitude.

Thank you for your service.

>>18443246
>>18443225
>>18443115
I
DESERVE
AN
ASIAN
GF
I
FUCKING
EARNED
IT

5nd for big wang

Who’s the hottest business anchor and why is it Selina wang?

>>18440492
>not bloomberg