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wakie wakie wagie, it's time for your shift at the WMT covid crematorium

now for all you non-wageslaves
*shluuuuuurrrrrpppp*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nothing like the first /sip/ of the day eh, /smg/?
>waking up at 4AM(like jocko would want) in my 100% paid-off, $700k, 3,000sq ft house residing in one of the best country clubs in the south east
>grabbing my dog and driving to the beach for a baywatch style jog and aerobics as the sun rises over the horizon
>coming home and grabbing my wsj sitting at the gate
>making my first cuppa and ordering my usual breakfast from the clubhouse
>waiting for my sausage, eggs and steak to get delivered while setting up my plays for the day
>calling my mother to wish her a happy b-day
>writing a couple pages in my book while eating a delicious NY strip with an egg on top
>having my protein shake and popping an adderall while typing this out
meanwhile:
>not being chastised by a boss
>not being coughed on by HPV positive landwhale boomer with covid
>not having to drive to a walmart sweatshop so i can feed 7 children and a fat white trash wife
>not having to work a graveyard at McDonalds to put a roof over my head
>not being told when i can and cannot daytime nap
>not sitting in commuter traffic for a dayshift at the amazon wagecage fulfillment facility
this is true freedom, anon
i have made it
and if i can make it, so can you