/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58166777
>he thinks he can cash out

>>52318084
lmao, he thinks you can withdraw

>>30416543
>cash out

>>30150936
>well well well...
>should have invested in rice and beans anon.

>>30136245
Why don’t you do research into the companies you invest in and come up with your own valuation of the stock to make your decisions on instead of asking idiots on /biz/.

>they didn't listen

>>29670720
>he thinks you can cash out

>>29374433
1.5 hours before this thread becomes unreadable with spammed pink wojaks

>>29218645
>He thinks you'd be able to cash out

>welcome back to our newest segment, "Five Minutes for Funny Money" [laugh track]. Today we've got Anon on the line who says he has the foolproof system on when to get in and get out of shitcoins before the inevitable rugpull. [Dave let's out a single large chuckle as he reads the next line]. Additionally, he says that he can tweak this system based on whether the coin is named after stuff like food, animals, hell even pokemon, or even the level of written English by those shilling the coin. Anon, welcome to the show and tell us your strategy

>this is the first shot at our new segment "Five Minutes for Funny Money" [quiet chuckles in the studio] and we've got Anon talking about an alleged 15000% return over the last three years. Anon what sort of tall tale are you giving to us today and why should our audience listen to what you have to say?

>>28462977
Now we’re talking son

>>27697655
>slow and steady wins the race

>>27514883
in 10 years you'll have $1100, pretty good return!

>"Back to the phones let's go to....Anonymous from /biz/"
>"Anon, welcome to the Dave Ramsey show. How can I help?"

>>25514025
Heeey, better’n I deserve anon. Wow you’re just doing great. Now first of all: Do you have any children? You may just want to knock out the house ASAP: if you die in 10 years you don’t want to leave them with another 20 years of house payments. What you’re gonna want to do after that is eat ramen and peanut butter and drive a $7000 Camry and maintain zero hobbies until you die. That way you can retire a millionaire.