/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26974772
>woke up this morning
>checked the news
>turns out GME/AMC/NOK can't be traded on reddithood
>check twitter
>people are seething all over the place, as expected
>remember the crazy momentum from wsb plebbitors from a day ago
>think.jpg
>come to the conclusion that we are DEEP into the greed territory of the graph
>that horde of newfags has 100% gone somewhere else to blow up even more money
>remember the dogecoin/elon musk hype from a couple months ago
>check it on reddithood
>"no fucking way. up 50% already?"
>secure a hefty position of doge for myself, then sit quietly and wait
>a couple of hours later and /biz/ threads are already starting
>kek.jpg
>a couple more hours and it's starting to trend on twitter
>"no fucking way. im a genius. i cant believe i saw this through"
>up 300%
>almost exiting my position for the easiest couple thousands of dollars of my life
>wait a bit more
>we start reaching unreal levels of greed
>plebbitors and visitors from other boards are hitting bump limit in a matter of 10 minutes every thread
>700k tweets on twitter
>someone even mentions doge on AOC's stream
>up almost 800%
>cant believe i made this much money off a hunch
>think "alright, my job here is done"
>dump all my bags at $0.074
>pumps a bit more to $0.080 then fucking CRASHES
>kek

All according to keikaku. Keep sticking around and you will slowly begin to learn how to profit from pumps and dumps, newfags.